I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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