how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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