If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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