I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm always down for nudity.
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