yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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