I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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