Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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