So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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