hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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