She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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