i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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