And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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