Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We're too hungover to prance.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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