Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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