ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
what is it with giant penises always finding me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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