dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
pray to the hookup gods
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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