I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
did you just send me my own nude
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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