Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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