You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was so not down for the gang bang
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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