I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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