Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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