if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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