omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
