She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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