Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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