just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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