Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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