I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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