I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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