For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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