May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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