Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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