does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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