Taylor Swift is so right about you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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