this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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