This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
ok first of all what the fuck
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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