he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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