she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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