Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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