as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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