Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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