Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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