I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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