so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize