I just saw a hot homeless man
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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