I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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