if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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