He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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