My nipple is on Facebook.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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