East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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