I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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